Here we go again. "Young people quit Facebook in droves" comes around nearly as often as 'red wine is good for you' and 'sharks spotted off the coast of Cornwall'.

Back in 2015 we saw the same thing. The Washington Post reported that "Teens are leaving Facebook in droves for new friends like Instagram, Snapchat and Twitter — at an estimated rate of up to a million a year."

You know what? It doesn't matter. Facebook owns Instagram which is hoovering up a lot of the teenage defectors. It's not bothered about Snapchat - and if it were, it would simply buy it. 

As for the teenagers themselves, a quick survey (my 13 year old godson and his 17 year old sister) revealed that they are utterly bemused by the fuss around social media demographics. 

As far as they are concerned, Facebook is a right of passage. Exciting to get on your 13th birthday, but ultimately a bit boring compared with Snapchat YouTube. 

But they'll keep a Facebook account to stay in touch with their folks. It's the digital equivalent of having to sit down to supper with your parents every evening. You moan about it all the time, but you'd miss it if it wasn't there. 

So, the end of Facebook for young people? Not even close my friend, not even close.