Early in my time at Oracle, I was handed an account review that felt "off" from the jump

On paper, the client was an anomaly; they didn’t fit the typical Oracle Financials Ideal Customer Profile (ICP) by a long shot

They were a founder-led business, and it was immediately apparent that they had been sold a vision without a shred of expectation setting

The owner was a man who appreciated the finer things, he drove a Rolls Royce with a personalized plate

I got the distinct impression he viewed his Oracle purchase through the same lens: he thought he’d bought a luxury vehicle that would just run

The reality, of course, is that a Rolls is a masterpiece of engineering you can drive off the lot, while Oracle is a complex ecosystem that requires a dedicated pit crew

They didn't have one

Anticipating a high-stakes "crunch" meeting with the owner, I did some digging

I went to Oracle Legal to pull the original contract, I wanted to see the specific terms, conditions, and the discount structure they’d been promised

Then came the red flag: Legal told me the documents didn't exist

As it turned out, we weren't just dealing with a bad fit; we were dealing with a crime scene

The salesperson had forged the discounts and the internal sign-offs to hit her (it was a her) number, collected her commission, and promptly vanished

A quick check of LinkedIn confirmed the worst: she was currently "out of office," literally sailing through warm seas on the company’s dime

I had to deliver the post-mortem to my VP and Legal

My recommendation was blunt: we couldn't fix this with a patch or a consultant

We had to give the customer their money back and walk away, they will never be a happy client

Conclusion

In the world of enterprise software, a "fake it 'til you make it" attitude usually just results in a messy implementation

In this case, it resulted in a total collapse of trust

It was a stark reminder that while a salesperson might be able to sail away from a bad deal, the brand, and the people left behind, have to navigate the wreckage