I’m not sure if your parents always tried to embarrass you?

You would take a friend to meet them and they would immediately tell embarrassing stories about you

Then they would complain “why do you no longer bring your friends to see us?”

Anyway, my parents would always tell an embarrassing story and here’s mine

As a small child, I don’t even remember it happening

I was at a wedding

You know there is always a small kid running around, excited, that was me

Back in those days I had long blonde curls as my mum would explain

People would always say at that point “that's difficult to imagine”

So back to the little kid running around and I'm running around all day

The wedding takes place

Then the food is served and by then I was getting tired

My eyes are starting to close

When it came to the sweet / pudding

It was Lemon meringue pie

At which I couldn’t keep my eyes open any longer and

I fell asleep in my Lemon meringue pie

The photo, is me eating Lemon meringue pie in France earlier this year